In my literacy group, we have been reading the book called 'Alone on a wide wide sea', by Michael Morpurgo. Down below are instructions on how to survive if you were at Coopers Station.
How to survive at Coopers Station
I have listed some equipment you will need to survive Piggy Bacon, without this equipment the method down below may be useless.
Equipment:
To survive you must have resilience, a whole truckload of it
Obedience (it never hurts to be the favourite)
You need to be calm. Being temperamental will not end well because he has anger issues as well.
You need to have friends, a BUNCH of them. Why? Because you will need shields if Piggy Bacon tries shoot you
I have put a method on what to do down below, do your best to follow it.
Method:
Always put on a show when you're being whipped, if you do not, you will be whipped more. Always be EXTRA
Do not let Piggy Bacon catch you slacking, always work HARD
Do not go exploring at night, he will most likely catch you and if he does, well it won’t be pretty
Do not argue with Piggy Bacon, even if he is wrong (which he most likely is)
Do whatever Piggy Bacon wants, no matter how tiring the work is
Be polite to Piggy Bacon, although he doesn’t deserve your manners
Do not let him catch you calling him Piggy Bacon, call him Mr Bacon to his face or when he’s around
Eat all your breakfast, lunch and dinner. It may not taste the best but you won’t be getting anything else until Sunday. You need your protein because if you're too slow at work, you get the belt.
Every Sunday, you MUST sing along to the songs and eat as much as you can, or stuff it in your pockets for later
Pray every night, because that may be your only hope of escaping
Thank you. I hope you may never be in the situation where you have to use these instructions but if you are, I hoped they helped.
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